2010 To-Do

This year, I will refrain from making resolutions. Instead I will have a to-do list that I would be wise to complete before 2011, because I'll only have two years to enjoy my skills before the 2012 apocalypse.

1. Learn Spanish (con Randolpho). I'm pretty good at picking up languages, and I already have a basic understanding of Spanish. I need to put some language podcasts on my phone and listen on the commute to work. Finally, I'll be able to curse out the restaurant workers near my house for trying to sell me rice and beans for $25. Next on the list is Russian, so I can finally go back to my bikini wax place and understand what they're really saying about my nether regions.
   
2. Get some actual bass skills. You don't get to wear kick-ass thigh high boots and rock out on stage if you can't even play an Oasis song through without stumbling. I already have my band name (Tacos at Midnight), now I just need some musical talent.
   
3. Perfect my swimming skills. By the end of the year, people are going to have to ask themselves two questions: "Did Esther Williams get a tan?" and "Who the hell is Esther Williams?" This will come in handy when the tsunamis arrive in NYC. Also, I can listen to Aenema without feeling like the dude is singing specifically to me when he yells "Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim."
   
4. Eat healthier. If all the weight I'd gained went to my boobs, I wouldn't mind, but the fat has a horrible sense of direction and always ends up at the-belly-formerly-known-as-abs.
5. BUSINESS SLOTH. Don't ask, you'll see soon enough.
   

There are more, but this makes a solid top 5.