Not nice

I know it's not nice to wish bad things on people, but sometimes you can't help it.

Let me get into 90s comedian mode here: What is up with women who apply their make-up on the subway? I don't mean lip gloss, I mean the women who are putting on foundation, eye shadow, eye liner, mascara, lip liner, and lipstick during rush hour. Why not wake upa bit early and do it at home? And why does it always take these people 10 motherfucking minutes to apply some mascara?! This should take 45 seconds, maybe two minutes what with all the bouncing (which you wouldn't have to deal with if you were on solid ground in your won damn bathroom).

But my original point. When these people are mascara-ing away in the middle of a crowded train, am I the only one who kinda hopes they poke themselves in the eye?