I find it interesting that the most used pick-up line (psssst! And kissing noises do not count as "lines," they count as permission to give a stranger a concussion) lately is "God bless you." It"s across ethnicities, too--in my experience only "ethnic" (black, hispanic, urbanAsians, italian, greek, slavs, etc) dudes use pick up lines on the street. I guess WASPs meet at mixers, and frat dudes pick up girls at bars? But I digress--that's something that can be looked into later.
Back to the "God bless you business." What the hell is that about?! What does it even mean? "You gave me a boner and some jerkoff material for later, God bless you"? Or "God bless you for having a sweet, sweet ass"? How did this become the standard way of hitting on someone? I'm not even religious and it skeeves me out. It does provide an easy rejoinder though: "Go to hell."
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